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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea
There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

iamthedukeofurl:

knightsgambit:

fyeahflutes:

swagarolli:

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

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the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one

Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist. 

"Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not."
-― Neil deGrasse Tyson (via psych-quotes)

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue